Instead of a blog post of prose today I am going to write you a list of questions I have been asked today by my three year old. You will either have empathy or sympathy for me, or laugh. This isn’t a comprehensive list, just a snapshot…and may I remind you this is just one day, twelve hours of her awake time. Here goes nothing:
- How do you build houses?
- How do you get the roof to stay on?
- Can I have a Weetbix on top of my porridge?
- Do I have to wear clothes?
- Can I change my clothes?
- Can I take my clothes off?
- Why is Auroa called Auroa?
- But why did her mum and dad call her that?
- Do mermaids get water in their eyes?
- Why does no one tell Ariel that she’s a good swimmer?
- Can I have morning tea for lunch?
- Is this a late morning tea or an early lunch?
- Can I have honey and ham on my sandwich?
- Can I take my clothes off?
- How do volcanoes work?
- Why are they so hot?
- Where do taniwhas live?
- Why don’t they burn themselves?
- Do lions, tigers and bears live in the woods?
- Why is it dark at night?
- Is the earth moving?
- Why do we have to brush our teeth?
- Why doesn’t my sister want to play with me?
- Why does the cat not wear shoes?
- Is it a kindy day tomorrow?
And in answer to that last question I say “Yes! Yes it is indeed a Kindy day tomorrow. Phew.”
Oh I hear you Jude! I keep getting asked questions prefaced with, “What would happen if…..” The worst thing is sometimes I don’t even have the brain power to think of an answer so I’m just like I don’t know.
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I try to answer where I can. We also end up looking stuff up. Her favourite YouTube video is of a crumpet factory!
I can’t believe I forgot “why is Darth Vadar so old?” off the list yesterday.
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The pleasure of being a mother………..brings back memories.
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